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PC Correct "Holiday" Greetings

PC Correct “Holiday” Greetings

by Rev. Austin Miles

Pittsburgh’s Helen Trautman, CEO of Results Unlimited, an event planning organization and Speakers Bureau (in the process of expanding) has contributed to this column by researching clips and documentation for upcoming stories. Approaching this Christmas Season, a real dilemma was looming; how to keep in the spirit of the holidays while acknowledging the restrictions the current administration has placed on celebrating—-shhhh—Christmas.

Ms. Trautman, an expert PR pro came through. So, even though some risk may be employed, since the word, Christmas, is mentioned, here is a card reflecting the season as it is today while acknowledging Obama’s rule and power, which will be pleasing to Him:

Severance Pay Package for Fired Examiner Writer Disclosed!

This scribe, recently fired from the Examiner for not endorsing and promoting homosexuality, received a severance pay package today, July 20, 2011, the details of which will be revealed in this story.

Wall Street, failed bankers, politicians; university professors-any and all prominent workers who have been removed from their jobs for any reason, can expect severance pay and a pension package to generously support them for the rest of their lives without having to work

So it is only proper, if this is really a true democracy, that anyone prominent, in public view, including writers (who especially are), should receive the same compensation package in the name of equality. Otherwise discrimination laws might come into play.

The Examiner, a web newssite that leans to the far left of the Rainbow, axed this writer (who had written for them the last several months), over the story, Welcome to The Gaily News, a story that spotlighted the increasing numbers of daily news stories regarding homosexuality, often several such stories in one issue. That story can be seen at: http://www.revaustinmiles.com

To prove that point, the very next day after that story broke, the Contra Costa Times had a front-page headlined story that dominated a full half of that page and ran the entire length from top to bottom and continued inside..

A Month Before Chistmas...and...

The Christmas Season is upon us again, even though the social-reconstructed government of the U.S.S A., having been re-educated in dealing with anything Christian, (other 'religions' are fine) has stimulated writers and poets to new ways with words to look ahead at what we can expect during the coming Christmas Celebration. Lindasue Sisuela, a popular writer with the Northern California newspaper, America's Good News, forwarded this updated take on,"The Night Before Christmas."

 "T'was The Month Before Christmas
  When all through our land,
  Not a Christian was praying,
  Nor taking a stand.

 "See the PC Police had taken away, 
 The reason for Christmas - no one could say.

 "The children were told by their schools not to sing,
  About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things.
  It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say,

 "Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit
  Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it!
  CDs from Madonna,
  An X BOX, an I-pod.
  Something was changing,
  Something quite odd!  
" Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanza, 
  In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda.

" As Target was hanging their trees upside down, 
  At Lowes the word Christmas - was no where to be found. 

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