Sex

MilesTones Briefs Pulled Up: Weiner Poll Results

Is it men in general who suffer sexual abstinence anxieties (SAA)? Or does the disease especially target politicians?  The answer seems to be both. MilesTones conducted a purely irrational survey and found that 11 out of 10 men acknowledge a Weiner Problem, named for Congressman Anthony Wiener (D-NY).

Since the de-panting activitiies of the Beltway Congressman was unbuckled,  the medical profession has paid close attention to what appears to be a new strain of acute Obsessive Compulsive Disorder among politicans addicted to mating rituals which result in sexual over-drive symptoms that are, without treatment,  impossible to brake.

Since being revealed in this column, the medical profession( after intensive study), has officially re-catagorized the Weiner Problem (now published in the Diagnostic Reference Manual), as “Restless Weiner Syndrome.” (RWS)  It is a destructive disease that has fried Weiner’s political career and compromised a formerly powerful and rigid Democratic Party. See the story of the wayward congressman, “This Weiner Should Be Grilled,” at: www.revaustinmiles.com

MilesTones Shorts: This Weiner Should Be Grilled

Congressman Anthony Weiner (D-NY), who is married with a family, got caught posting a lewd photo of himself on the internet. He was wearing only jockey shorts that appear to be fully filled.

He then emailed the photo to a few women. This Weiner should be grilled by the house and then get his buns kicked for disgracing public office holders, if that is possible. Those in the house without that syndrom should throw the first kick.

The Weiner problem has shadowed Washington, D.C. for years. Recently, politicians like John Edwards, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and earlier, Newt Gingrich, and a couple of presidents also had the Wiener problem that could not be beaten.

This disease, first discovered in Washington, D.C. has risen dramatically. The problem has been medically defined as; Weiner Syndrome Disaster, or, WSD.

We must join forces to fight WSD in order to save this nation. It has become a roving plague that is especially active in politicians whose strong mating instincts can no longer be tamed. Worse still, the disease has now spread overseas and is out of control.

The head of the International Monetary Fund (IMF), Dominique Strauss-Kahn, who was considered a front runner to become President of France, suffered the Weiner Problem and tried to rape a maid at a New York hotel. He is now under house arrest…without a maid in that house.

Happily, Ireland does not have this problem of married politicians seducing other women. The leading contender for Presdent of Ireland, David Norris, is gay.

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MilesTones-Saturday Night Special--Latest Video--The Dotted Lines

Woke up this morning thinking about how America is being led by the nose to a sink hole. Then a sudden thawt! On this date, April 10 in 1912 the RMS Titanic set sail on it's maiden voyage from Southhampton, England, with the boast that 'the Titanic could never be sunk.'  Spooky similarity!. Also today, with still some remnants of the flu left, and being declared to no longer pose a threat to the public and considered fit to be released back into society, managed to tape three MVCC Oakley Newcasts. This is the link to one of those taped today, a 5 minute true story about a surfer's bonding with a whale and an unusual answer to prayer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ax24dYaubs
The Dotted Lines

The Goose That Touched The World--MilesTones

But first, the dotted lines; The Week That Was:

World Net Daily (WND) carried this headline last week: "It's Time To Stop Obama's Congressional Circus." Now wait...hold on there WND!  Stop comparing Congress with the Circus. This could give the circus a bad name!... two D.A.s in Northern California got into a slug fest in the Contra Costa County D.A.s office in Martinez during a fuss about politics. Lead Prosecuter Harold Jewett struck Assistant D.A.Paul Sequeira in the face, who had to go to the hospital for stitches under his eye, making us wonder how this case of assault will be handled and who will prosecute who?.(whom?)...maybe the judge will strike them both from the record.

Here's more sensible news from the Left Coast, A California insurer now offers Marjuana Coverage...since California has made Marijuana use legal, it seems only logical to be insured against bad weed and even worse, lack of it...and a headline from the Dutch newspaper, NRC Handelsblad states, "Union Declares Health Care Workers Do Not Have To Provide Sex"...so old fossils who are home-bound, some confined to bed or wheel chairs, still have to tame the procreation instinct!  Not to worry, with the California insurance company offering Majiuana coverage, they probably offer Viagra insurance in Amsterdam...and, how's that again? As a teacher was about to leave a classroom in Trinity Christian School in Oakley, California, fellow teacher, Christine Lopez said, "When you leave, please open the door." Huh?

MilesTones Saturday Night Special-Global Warming-No Pants Subway Day-Sex Ed-Gore's Oscar and More

Brrr! Al Gore's Global Warming is about to freeze us to death. Even hearty Germans are shivering in the the coldest climate seen in 25 years. All of Florida is freezing. Yes, Ireland and Scotland too. But not to worry. Gore's global tax supporters in the scientific community have issued a statement that the chilling temperatures and record snow falls are directly connected to the effects of global warming. (!)  That should clear things up.

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Cult Watch - Warning: Dangerous Cult!

Of all the different Satanic cults that have stolen our youth and endangered their souls the Order of Nine Angles has to be the most vile and unholy: http://onanxs.wordpress.com/ or http://camlad9.tripod.com/

This cult encourages and teaches actual human sacrifice, crime, molestation, racism, and extreme liberalism. The onanxs is the modernizing arm of this Satanic cult, which is making its edicts more attractive to young girls!

It is an outrage that nobody from the body of Christ speaks out against these extreme types of Satanic cults, or teach our own brothers and sisters in Christ to avoid such cults for their own safty.

I would encourage and urge those of us who are truly concerned for our youth to look further into this cult and educate themselves and their loved ones.

Stop It...Just Stop It

Stop it…Just stop it

 

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